Alien landed in KBR!!!

A normal human size alien was found landing in KBR K5/A6/2/3A. The motives remain a mystery. Here is the alien description:

1. Height: Normal human height
2. Weight: Normal human weight
3. Appearance: Helmet-like head--without visible eyes, ears, mouth or nose. Wearing SMK Tinggi Batu Pahat rumah hijau shirt, which believed to be an armour or source of photosynthesis. In short pants. Limbs are as normal as human, except for the "V" shape fingers in the left hand.
4. Age: Indeterminate, but looks like very old.
5. Gender: Female, with boobs.
6. Language spoken: Mandarin, English, Malay, and some Hokkien.
7. Special Ability: Recruiting people for basketball, making her own stories, twisting facts, mis-prediction, washing toilet, gossip people, MSN appears offline...
8. Origin: Batu Pahat, Johor (since she is wearing the shirt)
9. Possible motives of invading: Wooing girls, isolate something from pokok kelampaian, DotA, PCR...